Mere words cannot adequately describe this story; it needs to be experienced.
In order for you to make sense of this tale you may need to ingest mind-altering substances, or imbibe a great deal of alcohol. I’m not advocating doing either, I’m just saying.
Oy! I needs a break. Time for a little intermission.
All refreshed? Okay, back to the show!
I love a good tale about me favorite Irish kaiju as much as the next fella, but man did this story make my brain hurt!
I do wonder if Armstrong and Aldrin ran into this guy and his pet monster when they landed in 1969, though.